Hot Slut Of The Day!
Turkey Daddy Glenn, the turkey daddy whose turkeys are so obsessed with him that he has to wear a hoopskirt to protect himself from their excited pecking!
Glenn and his wife Robin own a farm – Actually, I need to stop there. Their turkeys obviously own and run that farm! Glenn raised two turkeys from birth and now the turkeys are so in love and dependent on Glenn’s presence. They are constantly on his ass like they’re Kim Kardashian and scientists just discovered that his b-hole is a diarrhea fountain of youth. They never leave him alone and peck at his legs all excited-like. So because Turkey Dadd Glenn doesn’t want his legs covered up with the shanking marks from his turkeys, he protects his stems with a hoopskirt that’s got him looking like a trucker Scarlett O’Hara.
Glenn’s wife Robin shares the antics of their turkeys on TikTok, and their TikTok fans have named the turkeys Stop and No since those are the words that regularly leave Glenn’s tongue when he’s around them. Glenn and his turkey-proof hoopskirt of protective glamour have gone viral and so The Dodo did a little profile on him, where he gave a little bit of Stop and No’s origin story.
“I was mowing the grass one day and look down on the ground and there was a nest. The mom left, so I kept the eggs. Now, they are imprinted on us. Stop is a little monster, brat-child and he’ll start pecking me. No guards me. They have to see what I’m doing and they never let me get any work done. It got to the point where I had to start wearing a hoopskirt.”
And here’s Stop and No in action:
Guy raises two wild baby turkeys and now they're so obsessed with him, he wears a hoop skirt to fend them off! ???? pic.twitter.com/BjBrY5JNXI
— The Dodo (@dodo) May 29, 2022
In the clip above, there’s a little bit of Turkey Dadd Glenn bringing glamour and sophistication to the farm with his hoopskirt, but here’s a longer clip of it:
https://www.tiktok.com/@robinbirminghamdavis/video/7007814036192595206?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc
Maybe Stop and No aren’t pecking at his legs because they’re excited to hang out with him. Maybe they’re pecking at him because they can’t believe he showed up looking that glamorous and they’re mad that he’s upstaging them! It’s a basic case of pure glamour envy. That must be it!
Pic: TikTok