Night Crumbs
Well, here’s another one for The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Are Cursed files. Austin St. John (born name: Joseph Lawrence Geiger), who played the Red Power Ranger in the original series, was busted by the feds at his home in Texas for allegedly being part of a $3.5 million scheme to defraud the Small Business Administration’s Paycheck Protection Program, which was set up by the government to help small businesses affected by the pandemic. He’s facing up to 20 years in the clink if convicted. Go go… to prison! Honestly, I liked it much much better when the most scandalous thing involving Austin St. John was when he was mistaken for doing gay porn for Sean Cody. It turned out not to be him. He just has a name like a gay porn star – Entertainment Weekly
At the Cannes Film Festival premiere of her new movie, Armageddon Time, Anne Hathaway decided to let her humongous ass, neck-breaking necklace (it’s like The Heart of the Ocean’s third cousin The Goiter of the Ocean) bring all the glamour and so she paired it with some basic white sequin fabric she made her assistant fetch from JOANN – Lainey Gossip
Cameron Diaz thinks it’s important to apologize to your kids when you lose your cool. If you look up at the sky and see a cloud rumbling, that’s from my abuelita passing out in shock in heaven over Cameron’s advice – Celebitchy
After Doja Cat made the entire vaping industry collapse by saying that she’s done with vaping due to getting tonsil surgery, she canceled all of her shows, including opening for The Weeknd on his tour, to recover – Pitchfork
Oh, look, we have Chris Martin to blame for daylight savings time!!!! – Pajiba
Mickey Mouse must be broke because Rachel Zegler’s Snow White costume looks like it was pulled out of a clearance bin during an “everything must go” sale at Spirit Halloween on November 1st – ScreenRant
Here’s the trailer for George Miller’s Everything Everywhere All at Once-like movie, Three Thousand Years of Longing, which stars Tilda Swinton and Idris Elba. I don’t know if it’s the perfect movie to do edibles before or the perfect movie to stay sober for since it’s crazy enough – IndieWire
Simu Liu lost out on a role in Crazy Rich Asians because the powers-that-be didn’t think he had that “it” factor – OMG Blog
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