Night Crumbs
Five years after the rumor came out that beautiful blondies Charlize Theron and Halle Berry’s ex Gabriel Aubry were doing it, there’s another rumor that their fuck parts have made it back to each other and they’re currently “hooking up” and it’s “nothing serious.” Five years is a long time (see: me aging 25 years in the past 2 years alone) so maybe things are different now and their love will flourish! I mean, five years ago, Gabriel may have had to press pause on his fuck times with Charlize to scream at Halle Berry on the phone during their latest fight, and I’m sure it’s not like that anymore. Yeah, it’s TOTALLY not like that anymore! – Us Weekly
Meanwhile at the Top Gun: Maverick premiere at Cannes, Jon Hamm brought the hotness, Jennifer Connelly brought the glamour, Miles Teller brought the doucheness, and Tommy Cruise brought his shiniest and most stacked cha-cha heels – Lainey Gossip
The trailer for Bros, the first gay rom-com from a major studio, features Billy Eichner whispering (listen, compared to his usually lung-destroying yelling, this is whispering), Billy Eichner not knowing how to take an ass and hole pic, and Luke MacFarlane’s nipples. And the soundtrack is provided by me screaming, “Where is Marcy D’Arcy in this?!” – Pajiba
Speaking of gay trailers, here’s the trailer for the Queer As Folk reboot featuring a soundtrack provided by me groaning at its Pulse Nightclub-inspired storyline… – TVLine
Depending on who you ask, Jason Sudeikis and Keeley Hazell are either still a thing or completely done. But I won’t believe that they’re completely done until I see footage of Keeley getting served with a break-up letter from Jason in front of everyone at an event – Gawker
Jimmy Kimmel got an encore case of COVID-19 – SOW
Sarah Jessica Parker’s mouth stumbled so much when she was asked about Chris Noth that I expected her to answer with, “Um, can we talk about Kim Cattrall instead?” – Just Jared
Prepare for Paramount+ to up their subscription prices in 3..2….. Because they obviously threw a mountain of gold bars at Dame Helen Mirren and Harrison Ford to star in yet another Yellowstone spin-off – Celebitchy
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