Night Crumbs
In what sounds like a Producers-type situation, Australian publishing house Serenity Press has signed noted romance novelist Sarah Ferguson to a 22-book deal. For once, that wasn’t me making a typo. It really is a 22-book deal. And The Original Fergie’s first three books in her deal will be Young (*Andrew perks up*) Adult (*Andrew frowns*) novels. You know, I really feel for the ghostwriters who will have to keep down the heaves after Fergie forces them to write nothing but icky sweetness about her predator ex-husband when mentioning him. Something tells me that there’s about to be a global shortage of Pepto – Queerty
Lori Harvey says that after she got with Michael B. Jordan, she gained 15 pounds of “relationship weight” and it was “horrible,” so she made a plan to lose it by working out up to six times a week, sometimes twice a day, and eating no more than 1,200 calories daily. Meanwhile, I just gobbled up like 600 calories in the form of a box of Kraft Mac and Cheese and hot dogs (yes, I call it my cheesy wiener gourmet special) and crossed “do 10 minutes of cardio” off my daily list of things to do since I made the long, long trek to my mailbox (read: like 50 steps) this morning. I know, I should cross off cardio from my list for the rest of the week. I don’t want to overdo it! – Celebitchy
18-year-old Millie Bobby Brown is all grown-up and her adventures with weaves continue, because at the premiere of season 4 of Stranger Things, she served a cross between “Heidi Klum at every awards show” and “Real Housewife at her reunion” – People
The Firestarter remake that nobody asked for turned out to be a pile of wet ash because it flopped on every level – Pajiba
Ahead of his Diddy-produced “un-canceling performance” at the Billboard Music Awards, Travis Scott posed on the carpet with Kylie Jenner and their daughter Stormi Webster. Because I guess Travis’ PR crisis team thought that nothing will distract people from the Astroworld tragedy like Travis looking like a devoted family man – Lainey Gossip
It’s the morally corrupt Faye Resnick with a morally corrupt fan! – Just Jared
Camila Cabello has replaced Kelly Clarkson as a coach on the next season of The Voice. I, for one, can’t wait to see the look on the contestants’ faces when Camila’s red chair swivels around and they see her and think, “Wait, who’s coaching who this season? I’m coaching her, right? Is that the twist this season?” – SOW
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