Night Crumbs

April 28, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

TV host and Renee Zellweger’s current piece Ant Anstead has filed for full custody of his 2-year-old son with his ex-wife, HGTV’s Christina Hall (formerly Haack, El Moussa, and Anstead). No word yet if Christina was served those custody papers in front of a live audience, but what we do know is that Ant isn’t nominating her for Mother of the Year anytime soon, or ever. Ant has accused Christina of only spending “9 full days each month” with their son, using their son as a little moneymaker pawn in her sponsored Instagram posts, not treating a bad sunburn their son got, and not telling him that her entire family caught COVID when she returned their son to him. So, another day, another messy custody fight. That means high school guidance counselors should add “child custody lawyer to messy famous types” to their list of lucrative careers – TMZ

“Yes, I’d like to report JLo for the crime of blatant thievery” is what many 911 operators are going to hear today from people reporting Jennifer Lopez for stealing the pleated, rolled-up jeans they used to work in the 90s – Lainey Gossip

If you thought that it wasn’t possible for the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard fuckery circus to get more ridiculous, I’m here to tell you that it can and it has! Case in point: Alejandro Romero, the doorman of their former building, testified in a pre-taped deposition while vaping in a car – People

As Twitter investors reportedly brace themselves for the possibility of Elon Musk’s buyout falling through, others also think that the deal might not happen for various reasons. Well, if Elon’s Twitter purchase doesn’t happen, I’m afraid he’ll set his sights on a cheaper social media platform. Stay away from my beloved Friendster, Elon! – Reuters

Lea “I Showed Jonathan Groff My Whole Vagina” Michele is back at it again and says that she was in love with Jonathan Groff before he came out. Lea was so in love with him that she once cornered him at a party and desperately asked him why he can’t love her and why he can’t be with her. Surprisingly, that moment didn’t make Jonathan swear off human connection forever and run off to become a reclusive monk – Just Jared

Andrew Garfield is pressing pause on his acting career for a minute – Celebitchy

The good news is that Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin have confirmed that the final season of Grace and Frankie will have a 9 to 5 reunion in it because ethereal goddess Dolly Parton will make an appearance. The bad news is that I can’t find the extremely glamorous sequin Candy Darling top that Lily Tomlin is wearing in this clip – OMG Blog

And finally, here’s Kate Bosworth and Justin Long sucking face on the beach – Entertainment Tonight

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