Night Crumbs

July 13, 2020 / Posted by:

After 28 seasons of watching legends (see: Charo and Susan Lucci), has-beens, and WHOs thrust their crotches and break their bones for a check on Dancing with the Stars, Tom Bergeron was fired as host and will not return for the show’s 29th season. No reason was given, but either Tom has a scandal coming (probably not), or he got too expensive, or this is his punishment for shitting on the show¬†for casting Sean Spicer, or diabolical Mickey Mouse wants to torture the world some more by replacing Tom with ABC’s hardest-working cyborg Ryan Seacrest. With the way this year has been going, it’s probably the last one – TVLine

The paparazzi industry in Hollywood is going to scream for a bailout any second now since at least one member of the ho stroll’s busiest strollers, Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas, was in Portugal – Lainey Gossip¬†

If you woke up today thinking, “I really am craving several servings of Russell Tovey’s ass cheeks,” here you go – OMG Blog

Not to be outdone by Russell Tovey’s nalgas, Bella Hadid showed her own – Popoholic

In more bare ass news, Disney+ has finally done something right by not censoring Hugh Jackman’s waxed Wolverine ass in one of the X-Men movies. And I say “waxed,” because we all know Wolverine has a glorious field of ass fur on his butt – Just Jared

And in honor of Harrison Ford’s born day, here’s a panty cream-inducing vintage shot of him working an above-the-dick tan line in a Speedo – Pajiba

Pimp Mama Kris needs to get new scriptwriters. They’re farting out recycled storylines – Starcasm


It’s been wave after wave of sadness the past couple of days and another came in the form of Lisa Marie Presley’s son Benjamin Keough dying at 27 – Celebitchy

Pic: ABC

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