Night Crumbs
After 28 seasons of watching legends (see: Charo and Susan Lucci), has-beens, and WHOs thrust their crotches and break their bones for a check on Dancing with the Stars, Tom Bergeron was fired as host and will not return for the show’s 29th season. No reason was given, but either Tom has a scandal coming (probably not), or he got too expensive, or this is his punishment for shitting on the show for casting Sean Spicer, or diabolical Mickey Mouse wants to torture the world some more by replacing Tom with ABC’s hardest-working cyborg Ryan Seacrest. With the way this year has been going, it’s probably the last one – TVLine
The paparazzi industry in Hollywood is going to scream for a bailout any second now since at least one member of the ho stroll’s busiest strollers, Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas, was in Portugal – Lainey Gossip
If you woke up today thinking, “I really am craving several servings of Russell Tovey’s ass cheeks,” here you go – OMG Blog
Not to be outdone by Russell Tovey’s nalgas, Bella Hadid showed her own – Popoholic
In more bare ass news, Disney+ has finally done something right by not censoring Hugh Jackman’s waxed Wolverine ass in one of the X-Men movies. And I say “waxed,” because we all know Wolverine has a glorious field of ass fur on his butt – Just Jared
And in honor of Harrison Ford’s born day, here’s a panty cream-inducing vintage shot of him working an above-the-dick tan line in a Speedo – Pajiba
Pimp Mama Kris needs to get new scriptwriters. They’re farting out recycled storylines – Starcasm
THAT STILL SHOT – Towleroad
It’s been wave after wave of sadness the past couple of days and another came in the form of Lisa Marie Presley’s son Benjamin Keough dying at 27 – Celebitchy
Pic: ABC