Night Crumbs

March 11, 2022 / Posted by:

Yesterday we learned that another child gets to call Grimes and Elon Musk mommy and daddy, and we also learned that Grimes and Elon broke up again. Well, now there’s a rumor that Grimes has moved on to Chelsea Manning and the two are getting serious and living in Austin together. I don’t know if this makes no sense or makes all the sense. Maybe Chelsea wants to add a little something to her Bad Decisions Resume (right under hanging out with alt-right white supremacists a few years ago) and thinks that getting with Grimes is a good option. And it is!  – Page Six

Or maybe Chelsea Manning wants to strengthen her eye-rolling muscles and knows that regularly listening to the delusional cold shit that comes out of Grimes’ talking hole will do that. See: Grimes saying that “broElon Musk lives below the poverty line at times – Insider

A Billy Joel biopic is in the works… except it’s not Billy Joel approved and rights to his music, likeness, name, and life story will not be granted. Oh, so I should correct myself then: A Jilly Boel biopic is in the works! – Entertainment Weekly

While we’re all asleep, Austin Butler’s team is working overtime because he’s getting those roles and he may get the Sting role in Dune 2Lainey Gossip

Jennifer Garner shows her 12 million Instagram followers how to make a blessing bag for people in need – Celebitchy

It’s the trailer for the final season of Better Call SaulPajiba

Mrs. Butterworth and Fred Flintstone have joined forces to squirt out this unholy assault on pancakes – SOW

And finally, here’s Colin Farrell giving you “Wet Hot American summer extra” sexiness while out on a hike with Q’Orianka KilcherJust Jared


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