Night Crumbs

March 11, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

Yesterday we learned that another child gets to call Grimes and Elon Musk mommy and daddy, and we also learned that Grimes and Elon broke up again. Well, now there’s a rumor that Grimes has moved on to Chelsea Manning and the two are getting serious and living in Austin together. I don’t know if this makes no sense or makes all the sense. Maybe Chelsea wants to add a little something to her Bad Decisions Resume (right under hanging out with alt-right white supremacists a few years ago) and thinks that getting with Grimes is a good option. And it is! – Page Six

Or maybe Chelsea Manning wants to strengthen her eye-rolling muscles and knows that regularly listening to the delusional cold shit that comes out of Grimes’ talking hole will do that. See: Grimes saying that “bro” Elon Musk lives below the poverty line at times – Insider

A Billy Joel biopic is in the works… except it’s not Billy Joel approved and rights to his music, likeness, name, and life story will not be granted. Oh, so I should correct myself then: A Jilly Boel biopic is in the works! – Entertainment Weekly

While we’re all asleep, Austin Butler’s team is working overtime because he’s getting those roles and he may get the Sting role in Dune 2 – Lainey Gossip

Jennifer Garner shows her 12 million Instagram followers how to make a blessing bag for people in need – Celebitchy

It’s the trailer for the final season of Better Call Saul – Pajiba

Mrs. Butterworth and Fred Flintstone have joined forces to squirt out this unholy assault on pancakes – SOW

And finally, here’s Colin Farrell giving you “Wet Hot American summer extra” sexiness while out on a hike with Q’Orianka Kilcher – Just Jared

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