Night Crumbs

March 10, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

When Patti LuPone played Mama Rose in Gypsy and sang Everything’s Coming Up Roses, that wasn’t an invitation to throw roses at her head, which is what happened to her during the curtain call for Tuesday night’s performance of Company on Broadway. La LuPone laughed it off but said that when an audience member throws roses, they should aim for the feet and take out the thorns. We all know that La LuPone is not the one, so the audience member who threw roses at her head (Madonna, is that you?) is one brave soul. I mean, I’d only throw roses at LuPone’s head if I wanted her to return the favor by throwing roses at me….. while I’m lying in my casket – SOW

If you own stocks in grey cabinets and kitchen tile that is already dated as soon as you put it on the wall, then you’re crying today because HGTV’s Flip or Flop is over after 10 seasons – Just Jared

Ben McKenzie continues to be the anti-Matt Damon because he’s working on an anti-cryptocurrency book that you can possibly whip out if your friend says to you, “So, can I talk to you about Dogecoin…” – Celebitchy

A banker named Todd Morgan will no longer be able to say that he’s married to THEE Roberta Glass from Desperately Seeking Susan because he and Rosanna Arquette are getting a divorce after 8 years of marriage. Well, this means that Rosanna can now try to woo and marry Tony Danza so she can sort of pay tribute to Gilda Radner by becoming RosannaDanza – People

Pete Davidson will play a fictionalized version of himself in a Curb Your Enthusiasm-style comedy called Buttkiss (typo and it stays). This is a serious departure for Pete Davidson, someone who can only play himself – Pajiba

At a screening for All The Old Knives, Chris Pine served “beach hobo starring in a community theater production of American Gigolo” sexiness – Lainey Gossip

And here’s Megan Fox working an outfit that looks like the losing look in a Project Runway challenge where designers had to create a Euphoria-inspired ensemble out of a grandma’s sofa fabric – Harper’s Bazaar

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