Night Crumbs

March 3, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

While promoting The Batman on The Late Late Show with James Corden, Colin Farrell took one look at his unibrow-having Oswald Cobblepot/The Penguin action figure and said that it was too “ample” in the crotch area. Those who saw his sex tape from back in the day might think the opposite. But if the makers of Colin’s action figure made his crotch truer to size, they’d have to include a pair of protective eyeglasses since it’d take out an eyeball – Just Jared

Maks Chmerkovskiy finally made it out of Ukraine and was reunited with his wife Petra Murgatroyd at LAX. Surprisingly, box of rock dust Kirstie Alley wasn’t there to apologize to him in person for the diarrhea stream of dumb that she tweeted – People

While talking about the decline of natural beauty thanks to fillers, filters, and Fotoshop fuckery (listen, I needed to misspell Photoshop to keep my F theme going), Jamie Lee Curtis said that she tries not to look in the mirror that often because she wants to live in acceptance and not be critical of her looks. Well, that and because every time she looks in the mirror, that crazy fuck Michael Myers is probably staring back at her – Celebitchy

Melinda French Gates says that several things led to the demise of her marriage with Bill Gates and one of them was Bill’s relationship with nightmare-inducing predatory phlegm ball Jeffrey Epstein – Yahoo! News

Noted asshole Steven Seagal is now a Bob Odenkirk-certified asshole – Pajiba

Shonda Rhimes and her opulent NYC palace are on the cover of Architectural Digest. And she REALLY takes her work home with her since it looks like she lives on the Bridgerton set – Lainey Gossip

Farrah Abraham has checked into a trauma treatment center – E! News

And here’s Dove Cameron giving you Bratz doll Megan Fox sultriness – Popoholic

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