If you forgot that Chris Pine and Annabelle Wallis were a thing, they were. Emphasis on WERE because they reportedly quit each other a few months ago and he’s now single. And since Chris Pine doesn’t do social media, his horny fans who think they have a shot will have to do the old-fashioned version of “sliding into his DMs” by sending their sexy Polaroids to the P.O. Box of his fan club. And whoever handles that mail better wear rubber gloves – Celebitchy
Kanye West has given Pete Davidson more evidence to present in Pete’s application for a restraining order by releasing his video for Eazy where a Claymation Kanye kidnaps, kills, and buries a Claymation Pete. At this point, the courts may just do Pete Davidson a favor and grant him a restraining order against Kanye with the note, “We figured you needed this.” – Just Jared
It was rumored that Michael Sheen and Rachel McAdams broke up because he didn’t want to have any more children. So the news that his 53-year-old ass made another baby with his 27-year-old girlfriend Anna Lundberg is sponsored by ReginaGeorgeThrowingASideEye.GIF – Us Weekly
Michael Douglas will star as Benjamin Franklin in an AppleTV+ series, and I just hope the series devotes plenty of time to one of Benjamin Franklin’s greatest achievements: his work as a noted pro-fart activist (fartivist?) – Lainey Gossip
Sydney Sweeney went ginge and got engaged – People
Because AMC needs to make back the money they paid Nicole Kidman to sit in an empty theater in their commercial, they are charging $1.50 more to see The Batman – Pajiba
And bow down before The Calm Librarian because she’s our new reigning Hot Slut of the Month after getting nearly 47% of your votes! Oh, and make sure you put on a mask before bowing down before her.