Night Crumbs

Along with the blurry ass picture above, Adele posted a note on Instagram where she shit on the rumor that she’s pulled out of next week’s BRIT Awards by saying that she’s happy to perform at the BRITS. Adele also seemed to spit at the rumors that she and her boyfriend Rich Paul are going through relationship drama by writing, “Oh, and Rich sends his love.” Okay, but Adele made no mention of rescheduling her Las Vegas residency, which seems sort of mean since she posted a picture of what she looks like as seen through a pair of drunken eyeballs in a Vegas casino. And that will bring her fans to tears since it will remind them that may never get to see her through a pair of drunken eyeballs in Vegas if she doesn’t reschedule her show. The cruelty of it all! – Just Jared
Because I guess Justin Bieber wants to continue to show us all that he’s about as smart as a water-damaged box of rock dust, he bought a Bored Ape NFT for five times more than it’s worth. That might make you think he spent 5 cents on it, but no, he spent $1.29 million on that mess – Celebitchy
The time that Rita Moreno declared her love for Jessica Chastain’s chichis – HuffPo
Da Brat is about to be Da Mama because she and her fiancee Jesseca Dupart are expecting their first baby together – Complex
Here’s a trailer for Netflix’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre which may cause you to root for Leatherface. And no, that isn’t Alia Shawkat you spot – Lainey Gossip
Taraji P. Henson will play Shug Avery in the movie version of The Color Purple musical. And if Taraji plans to bring just 1/10th of the over-the-top-ness she brought while playing Miss Hannigan in Annie Live!, then the set designer needs to make all set pieces out of steel or Taraji will chew that shit right up – Deadline
The soundtrack to these pictures of Robert Pattinson and Suki Waterhouse is the sound of many screaming, “Lift up your fucking mask, RPattz!” – Lainey Gossip
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