Night Crumbs

January 10, 2022 / Posted by:

Good news for those of you who won gold at the Hate Watch Olympics by binge-watching season two of trashy piece of TV junk food Emily In Paris, Netflix has renewed it for two more seasons. So you have a little time to rest your poor eyes because when it comes back, you’ll be working them overtime from rolling them at the nonsensicalness of it all. Not to mention, they’ll be burned at the sight of Emily once again wearing outfits that look like they were rejected from the Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead fashion show for being too too much  – TVLine

WOE IS ELLEN POMPEO! Even though she’s been trying to get everyone to finally end Grey’s Anatomy, it’s been renewed for a 19th season. I’m sure she’s drying her pained tears on a handful of $100 bills from the Mount Everest-sized pile of money that ABC dropped on her front lawn to play Meredith Grey again – SOW

In honor of Duchess Kate’s 40th birthday, the Palace released three portraits of her where she’s delivering servings of Victorian ghost hauntingness, 80s Glamor Shots glamour, and a touch of Harpo, Who Dis Woman? – Lainey Gossip

I guess Apple just can’t get enough of Jennifer Aniston in a permanent state of fuckingfrazzled because they have renewed the fuckery soap opera that is The Morning ShowJust Jared

The Novaxx Djokovic mess continues to be embarrassing for all involved and Australia has let him stay for now. Oh, Australia, you had ONE job! – Celebitchy

The trailer for the edgy and oh-so-serious Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reboot is out, and it really looks more like a reboot of The O.C. I mean, the trailer doesn’t even have the Carlton Dance in it? ILLEGAL! – Pajiba

The death certificate of universal treasure Betty White shows that she died six days after she had a stroke – Yahoo! News

Pic: Netflix

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