Open Post: Hosted By Will Smith Farting During A Workout With The Miami Dolphins
What do Whoopi Goldberg, Regis Philbin, Larry King, and now Will Smith have in common? They’re all celebrities who’ve farted on camera. A film crew captured Will sharing his gas with the world while he was working out with the Miami Dolphins. The 53-year-old was using a muscle roller on his arm, and during a stretch forward he let one rip. Will immediately fessed up to the fart, saying, “Sorry about this! Sorry about this. Excuse me.” And because any kind of attention is good attention for an oversharer, Will posted that shit fart to Instagram.
In the video, a robot voice says, “Training with the Miami Dolphins was going great until that morning coffee snuck up on me. Wait for it …”, and Will captioned the video, “They said to relax ALL my muscles”:
After Will apologized for farting, everybody laughed, and he jokingly asked, “You have showers in here?” A question that alarms me, because, um, is Will suggesting that it was actually a shart? Or is it common practice to shower after every fart? Jesus, if that were true, I’d never leave the shower!
So now we’ve learned that Will farts when he exercises and pukes when he fucks. You just know Kristen Bell and Dax Shepherd are reading this story, fuming, desperately trying to think of some kind of disgusting TMI to top him. Shitting when we sleep? Peeing when we dance? QUEEFING WHEN WE CLEAN?!?