Night Crumbs

December 13, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

Miss India, Harnaaz Sandhu, won Miss Universe 2022 last night, but before she took the crown, host Steve Harvey (yes, he’s still allowed to host) asked her to do something very important. While the other contestants were asked about their accomplishments, Steve asked Miss India to do an animal impersonation since he’s heard she does some pretty good ones. Surprisingly, Miss India didn’t do a donkey sound since the request made her feel like an ass. Instead, she meowed like a cat. That was honestly a genius move. Because everyone knows that cats will soon be our overlords so it’s smart for Harnaaz Sandhu to learn their language – Metro UK

At the Los Angeles premiere of The Tender Bar, Ben Affleck looked like he needed a butt chug of Dunkin’ because he was giving off “sleepy.” That’s probably because he spent most of the day waiting for Jennifer Lopez to finish getting ready while it took him all of three minutes to put on his “accountant at a funeral” ensemble – Lainey Gossip

Megan Thee Stallion is now Megan Thee College Graduate – Celebitchy

Here are the nominations for the 2022 Critics Choice Movie Awards. I see that Nicolas Cage got a nomination for Pig, but even though I’ve never seen Pig, I can still say with 100% confidence that the pig of Pig was robbed of a nom! – Just Jared

Wendy Williams’ purple throne must be cursed, because Sherri Shepherd, who was filling in for a down-and-out Wendy is down-and-out herself and needed emergency appendicitis surgery – SOW

Olivia Wilde is giving you “bottle of mustard going to a sexy business meeting,” and yes, she totally got that suit from Harry Styles’ closet – Popoholic

And in more riveting BREAKING WIND NEWS: Tom Holland admitted to farting on Zendaya. Surprisingly, Tom didn’t blow a butt burp on Zendya as an act of romance. Tom farted on her while filming a stunt for Spider-Man: No Way Home – Comic Book

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