Night Crumbs
Kenny G says he only washes his hair every three weeks, which makes sense, because: 1) Dude’s got curly hair. And 2) Kenny doesn’t wash his glorious fall of luscious curls in regular water like us peasants! Kenny washes it with the tears of the angels who get overcome with emotion every time they see his stunningly gorgeous hair – Celebitchy
Jussie Smollett, who continues to let out a river of denials over staging a hate crime, testified in his trial that he hired the Osundairo brothers to train him after Lee Daniels called him fat. Well, if Jussie was trying to make sure that Lee Daniels really never hires him again, I think it worked. But here I was thinking that a training session leading to a jack off session only existed in a CockyBoys video – Towleroad
I guess Leila George really wants to hear people scream, “RUN, GIRL, RUN!”, at her again because she may have gotten back together with her estranged husband Sean Penn – People
As people asked, “What was Nicole Kidman smoking when she decided to play Lucille Ball?!”, Nicole Kidman showed up to the L.A. premiere of Being The Ricardos looking like an extra fancy smoke puff – Lainey Gossip
Gay Christmas has come early because Santa Cher’s YouTube page uploaded the glorious gay gift of her 1979 video for Hell On Wheels, which is like Xanadu wrapped in Mad Max and doused with a heaping sprinkling of Can’t Stop The Music – OMG Blog
The Elizabeth Holmes movie starring Jennifer Lawrence is still happening and now Apple has picked it up – Just Jared
Because Jimmy Fallon got jealous of James Corden annoying everyone, he has burped up It Was A… (Masked Christmas), a holiday song he did with Ariana Grande and Megan Thee Stallion. And it does make me want to put on a mask… over my eyes and ears – Pajiba
Rose McGowan’s racketeering lawsuit against pile of crusty smegma Harvey Weinstein has been dismissed – Variety