Night Crumbs
Jussie Smollet took the stand in his criminal trial and testified that after he met Abimbola “Abel” Osundairo, one of the two bodybuilding brothers he allegedly paid to “attack” him in a fake hate crime, they spent a lot of time together including doing drugs and jacking off with each other at a bathhouse. Okay, I’ve been on many weird hook-up dates before, but not once has a trick said to me, “So how about we get into some really kinky shit now and you put on a ski mask and a MAGA-looking red hat to pretend to attack me in a staged hate crime?” A kink too far – NBC News
At the Don’t Look Up premiere, Jennifer Lawrence wore one of Angelina Jolie’s old ones while Jonah Hill looked like a Tampa beach hobo wearing a suit he found in a trash bin outside the house of a third-tier Sonny Crockett impersonator. What I’m trying to say is that it IS the look – Lainey Gossip
Goopy Paltrow, who was part of the Marvel universe, doesn’t know what Hawkeye is (lucky her). But listen, if Hawkeye isn’t the name of a scammy vaginal moisturizing mask made from the organic eye boogers of hawks that she can sell on Goop for $6000 an ounce, she doesn’t care! – HuffPo
Honestly, I’d be more surprised if Ridley Scott’s mouth didn’t repeatedly launch the fuck word at a reporter during a press event – Just Jared
Lil Wayne is being investigated for allegedly pulling a gun on his bodyguard, but a source denies it and says that Lil Wayne doesn’t even own a gun – Complex
Dua Lipa and the Rob Kardashian of the Hadids might be over. But I won’t believe it until a “source” (aka Yolanda Hadid) spills it to TMZ – Celebitchy
After years of the internet screaming “SANTO DIOS! DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS!” at Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Baldwin, they have finally done so. Well, their Twitter accounts anyway – Pajiba
While wearing a jacket she borrowed from a janitor for the Democratic National Convention (I’m guessing), Lana Del Rey accepted the Decade Award at the Variety Hitmakers Award and said in her speech that she’s grateful for all the criticism. You’re welcome, Lana! And that loud, rumbling sound you hear is every Lana Del Hater running into her DMs to give her some more “criticism” since she’s grateful for that! – OMG Blog
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