Night Crumbs
Steven Soderbergh will direct a third Magic Mike movie called Magic Mike’s Last Dance, and Channing Tatum will be back to shake his nipples and dry fuck the stage as Magic Mike. Maybe Magic Mike 3 will pull a Return Of The King and be the best one in the series. And by that I mean, maybe Steven will cut the filler (aka plot and talking scenes) and just show Channing and the other dudes busting out some half-naked thrusting for 2 hours straight – SOW
Glow isn’t just a fragrance by Jennifer Lopez (available at a Walmart near you), it’s also what her face did when she was papped hugging on the other half of Bennifer over Thanksgiving weekend – Lainey Gossip
Jack Dorsey has stepped down as CEO of Twitter to focus on one of his passions. And no, that passion isn’t to lead a ZZ Top cover band – CNBC
Tiffany Haddish and Common are done. And it wasn’t her cyberbullying of a doctor or his sexual assault accusations that did them in. It was distance since they’re never in the same town – Just Jared
A YouTuber recreated all the Squid Game games (at a cost of $3.5 million) and had players compete for a $456,000 cash prize. He’s being dragged for winning the Tone Deaf Olympics with this, so Chrissy Teigen probably sent him a basket of her products as a thank you for taking the tone deaf heat off of her – Celebitchy
Because I guess he didn’t hear everyone screaming, “STOP!”, Will Smith is still talking about his and Jada Pinkett Smith’s marriage – Bossip
On the cover of NME Magazine, Halsey is serving hand-bra and narcoleptic goth princess – Popoholic
And let’s end with some awww-ness starring a human and their nose-kissing cat (and yes, I kept waiting for the cat to bite their human’s nose off) – Pajiba
Pic: Warner Bros.