Night Crumbs
Bad news for those of you who thought that the Food Network was safe to watch again now that Howdy Doody’s smug chef uncle left the show, he’s back! Last month, it was reported that Bobby Flay and Food Network broke up after 27 years and the rumored reason was MONEY. Well, it looks like they worked that out because Bobby has signed a new three-year deal with Food Network. The King of Food Network, Guy Fieri, reportedly signed an $80 million, three-year deal with the network earlier this year. So if for some reason Bobby’s deal is bigger than Guy’s, he should expect a plane from Flavortown to fly over his house while carrying a banner that reads “MOTHERFUCKER” – Just Jared
Phoebe Dynevor of Bridgerton may be getting on Jaden Smith after splitting up with Pete Davidson who is now showing his allegiance to Satan by getting with a Kartrashian. Jaden apparently lives near the Kardashians so when both couples hit the pap stroll in Calabasas, the paps will have a hard decision to make. Do they take pics of the PR couple who is going to last all of ten seconds or the PR couple who is going to last all of ten seconds? – Lainey Gossip
Because the Princess Charlene situation wasn’t weird enough, Naomi Campbell’s Russian billionaire ex has been dragged into it by the tabloids – Celebitchy
Lala Kent of Vanderpump Rules pulled a WINO FOREVER on her tattoo tribute to her ex – Reality Tea
JK Rowling called the police on trans rights activists who showed up at her home and tweeted a picture of themselves standing in front of the address to her house in Scotland, which I just learned has its own Wikipedia page – Towleroad
Failed contract renegotiations A break-up with Camila Cabello can’t keep Shawn Mendes down because he took his nipples out for a little surfing – OMG Blog
“You’re using me to post another thirst trap, aren’t you?” is definitely what Kate Beckinsale’s fancy-dressed pussy is thinking in this pic – Popoholic
Ridley Scott says that a Blade Runner TV series is currently in the works, and well, I hope he enjoys the sight of the legendary Sean Young as her Blade Runner character because she’s going to show up on his doorstep every single day until he does the right thing and casts her ass – Pajiba
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