Night Crumbs
Chris Tucker, who didn’t do the Friday sequels because he didn’t want to promote weed-smoking anymore, reportedly owes the IRS $9.6 million in unpaid taxes going back to 2002. Well, something tells me he’s going to show up to anti-COVID-vaxer Ice Cube’s house with a bong full of the good shit in hand and say, “Okay, I’m ready for more Friday movies…. and can I get a $9.6 million advance?” – USA Today
You’re probably still crying in the fetal position on your bathroom floor over the demise of Shamila (HA at them having “sham” in their couple name), and well, get comfortable, because now you’re going to cry for hours over the break-up of Cindy Crawford’s daughter and the jock from Euphoria – Just Jared
Iman says she will never marry again because she still feels married and that David Bowie isn’t her “late husband, he’s her husband. Either I’m going into cardiac arrest or my usually ice-cold heart is warm from reading about Iman’s love for David Bowie – Celebitchy
Lizzy Caplan is way too busy boiling bunnies and narrating Fleishman’s troubles to party down in the Party Down revival – Lainey Gossip
Adele summoned tears out of eyeballs by yodeling out one of her new songs, To Be Loved, while in front of a sculpture of a busted-down misshapen hole. Why does Adele have a sculpture of my b-hole is the real question! – OMG Blog
Well, the new Ghostbusters movie is probably a pile of joyless Slimer turds – Pajiba
The Wendy Williams Show will once again become The Leah Remini Show (featuring Michelle Visage) for at least two weeks – SOW
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