Night Crumbs

November 16, 2021 / Posted by:

‘Tis the season for bustedly beautiful bootleg Christmas tree ornaments! RuPaul has called out the unRuapproved Christmas ornament of her. Honestly, if Ru didn’t say anything, I wouldn’t have even known that was a RuMas ornament. I would’ve just guessed it was a Christmas tree ornament of a young Rodney Dangerfield in lazy Dolly drag, inhaling a fart as a sheepdog with mange takes a nap on his head – Queerty

Meanwhile on the cover of GQ, one of their Men of the Year, Lil Nas X, is giving himself head – Lainey GossipĀ 

Elon Musk managed to find time between dumping Tesla stocks and tweet fighting (tweeghting?) with Bernie Sanders to sell his last remaining house so he can now focus on colonizing Mars. And while he does that, I’m going to focus on stocking my end of the world bunker with lube, the good shit, booze, and a laptop stocked with all my favorite porn scenes, because when Elon Musk lands on Mars, the aliens will definitely attack us as an act of revenge for their homeland getting infected with a case of Elon Musk – Celebitchy

Josh and Anna Duggar’s seventh child, a daughter, is here, and since they love to stick with the M theme for names, they should name her MyGodIFeelSorryForYou because that’s what many people are going to say to the poor child – Just Jared

Yes, yes, she is this dumb. – Pajiba

Didn’t pack a demure and elegant evening ensemble for your beach trip? No problem! Simply rob the people selling parasailing trips on the beach of their parachutes and wear that shit as a gorgeous outfit. Vanessa Hudgens knows what I’m talking about – Popoholic

Baz Luhrmann announced that his Elvis biopic is coming out on June 24, 2022, and released riveting footage of Austin Butler moseying along in the dark while in Elvis drag – SOW

Lily-Rose Depp and her new French rapper man Yassine Stein mixed their coffee and green juice breaths together while kissing in front of the paps who probably thought, “Bennifer, please save us, because I’ve been forced to answer the calls of Johnny Depp’s daughter.”People

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