Hot Slut Of The Day!
This Mariah Carey Christmas Ornament!
Mariah Carey has long had a thing about the right side of her face being her “good side” after a makeup artist told her that when she was started out. But well, the maker of an unauthorized Mimi Claus ornament took that “good side” to new levels of BLEAK, DARLING by warping her left side so that it looks like her left eye is melting like the real Mimi melts when exposed to overhead lighting. Mimi saw that bootleg ornament and let out a holly, jolly, “I don’t know her.”
CNN’s Senior Campaign Editor, Kyle Blaine, tweeted that he and his husband give each other Christmas tree ornaments every year, and this year, his husband gave him one of “Mariah Carey” striking the festive coy pose from the cover of Merry Christmas album cover. And well, it looks like Mimi if Mimi got a botched facelift by a fraudulent plastic surgeon in a van parked in an alleyway. Mimi let Kyle and everyone know that his “Mariah Carey” ornament is not Mimi-approved.
This is… Not approved 😐
(But it's the thought that counts) https://t.co/wMAOBQ2BgS
— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) December 17, 2020
And here’s a close-up of the jacked-up ornament that will make you say, “I didn’t know that Jennifer Lopez and Nicki Minaj co-designed Christmas tree ornaments!”
Even though the Queen of Christmas banished Kyle’s ornament from her presence, he’s been getting a wave of congrats for that honor:
Lots of mixed emotions to get so many private messages congratulating me on getting completely and utterly wrecked by MC
— Kyle Blaine (@kyletblaine) December 17, 2020
And honestly, that fucked-up face Mimi ornament IS a really fitting ornament for this fucked-up year.