Night Crumbs

Here’s more ice-cold fuel for the totally substantiated rumor that Chris Evans and Selena Gomez are a thing. Chris Evans brought on another wave of panty pudding when he posted a video of him playing the piano, and while some were busy getting the crotch tingles over this, others held up their Detective La Toya© brand magnifying glass and wondered who was the brunette recording the video. Brown hair? Well, it must be Selena Gomez! She’s the only brown-haired person alive! Or maybe, just maybe, this is the work of Chris and his true soulmate Lizzo and they’re trying to throw us off their trail of love – E!

Isaiah Washington claims that Ellen Pompeo was paid $5 million during the height of #MeToo to keep her mouth shut about how toxic Patrick Dempsey was on the set of Grey’s Anatomy. Is that believable? I mean, Ellen did say she’s on Grey’s for the money. But what’s unbelievable is how Lifetime has yet to make an unauthorized biopic of the behind-the-scenes messiness of Grey‘s, and yes, it would cost 1/10th of what Ellen was allegedly paid to keep quiet  – Celebitchy

Netflix thinks that everybody wants more Tiger King and so here’s the trailer for TK2 – Lainey Gossip

I’m sure that Martha Stewart’s bouncing lawn mower seat needed a cigarette after this little date. Get it, Martha! – OMG Blog

Tom Hanks crashed a wedding – HuffPo

Metta World Peace better call his lawyers STAT – Just Jared

Susan Sarandon’s rent must have been due yesterday because here’s the trailer for Monarch, which looks like Empire wrapped in Filthy Rich and doused with some Nashville – SOW

And let’s end with a palate cleanser: an adorable irrigation ditch maker! – Pajiba

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