Night Crumbs
The Hot Topic clearance section version of Pam & Tommy that is Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly continue to prove that their dark and twisted love is like no other! Because Megan and Water Gun Kelly infect the pages of GQ Style with a totally edgy photo shoot and an interview where she says that they couldn’t see each other’s faces when they met because their “spirit guides” lured them away from each other. Also when they first met, Megan told MGK that he smelled like weed and he replied, “I am weed,” before disappearing like “a ninja in a smoke bomb.” Okay, I’m beginning to think that a witch’s spell put two stoned 12-year-old goth kids into the bodies of Megan and MGK. Can that witch reverse the spell already because we get it, Megan and MGK are the edgiest lovers in the history of edgy lovers – BuzzFeed
File under “It’s SHOCKING To Learn That Corporations Only Care About MONAY“: Several Netflix employees have been suspended after they tried to interrupt a quarterly meeting to criticize the shit that Dave Chappelle says in his special. And Netflix president Ted Sarandos defended the special, saying that Dave is a huge comedian with a huge Netflix deal – Celebitchy
Well, it looks like Home Alone 4 may no longer be the stinkiest Christmas turd in the HomeAlone-verse because here comes Home Sweet Home Alone (working title: Home Sweet God Why Did They Make This Shit?) – Pajiba
Tyga (whose legal name should really be Kylie Jenner’s Ex since that’s what he’s best known as to many) proved that he’s still awful by getting busted on a domestic violence charge – Pitchfork
Meanwhile, another member of The KarJenner Exes Club, Blac Chyna, delivered a pro-vax PSA in the airport by screaming at people to get the vaccine. QUICK! Put Blac Chyna in a room with DJ Tanner! – The Wrap
Will Poulter, the ginger son from We’re The Millers, is Marvel’s Adam Warlock – Lainey Gossip
“If they ask you about the Armie Hammer disaster, just say that you get why they’re asking you that but it’s a question worthy of a larger conversation” is probably what Timothee Chalamet’s publicist told him to say if he’s asked about the Armie Hammer disaster because that’s exactly the kind of answer he gave – Towleroad
Two things: 1. NCIS, a show that has been on the air for approximately ten million years, is still on the air. And 2. NCIS will soon be Mark Harmon-less because he’s leaving after 18 seasons – SOW
Brie Larson wants you to see her nalgas going up and down – Popoholic
Pic: GQ Style