Night Crumbs
It’s been confirmed that William Shatner will go up, up, up, and away during a hot ride on Jeff Bezos’ space dick. I’m sure that sexy visual made you boldly go where you’ve been many times before: your lube drawer. Captain Kirk himself will become the oldest person to visit space when his 90-year-old ass shoots to the edge of space in a Blue Origin rocket on October 12. This stunt will be covered by Blue Origin so The Shat won’t have to pay anything. And today, I’m sure George Takei is throwing jealous glares at that Blue Origin rocket since it’s always been his dream to launch William Shatner into space – SOW
Jennifer Lawrence and her growing baby dome joined Amy Schumer at a Women’s March this past weekend – Lainey Gossip
The look IS Cardi B looking like the acid trip baby of a green screen and one of those sunglasses-wearing dancing flower toys – Celebitchy
Somewhere, James Charles has stopped sexting with an underage boy to drop his phone and rage scream over beauty YouTuber Bretman Rock and Bretman Rock’s nipples getting the cover of Playboy – OMG Blog
Natalie Morales has left NBC after over two decades with the peacock and is heading on over to CBS to try and save The Talk – Just Jared
Meanwhile in a morgue somewhere, a body with the toe tag reading “True Love” is lying on a table, because true love is dead now that Taryn Manning has ended her engagement with her fiancee of about fifteen seconds – Us Weekly
Jail Vanessa Hudgens immediately since it’s obvious that she brutally mutilated Hey Now Brown Cow and turned ’em into a bikini – Popoholic
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