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June 21, 2021 / Posted by:

Jeff Bezos’ Peenship!

On July 20, we will find out if space is big enough for two giant dicks. If it’s not, I will definitely throw a, “Pfft, amateur,” look at space for not being able to take two huge dicks at the same time. But on July 20, Amazon overlord Jeff Bezos is going on an 11-minute journey to space, and well, he must have told the spaceship makers of his company, Blue Origin, to make a spaceship that looks like him. Because it looks like a big ass dick!

Earlier this month, we learned that there’s a good chance that aliens are going to issue an attack on humanity after Jeff Bezos gets way too close to their home planets. Jeff, his brother, Mark Bezos, and a small handful of other humans, including the human who decided to waste $28 million for a ticket, will travel slightly beyond the Kármán line, so they can say that they’ve been to space. During that announcement, Jeff’s space company, Blue Origin, showed off the rocket that Jeff and company will travel on. The rocket’s name is New Shepard, and well, you can’t spell New Shepard without P-E-E-N. Jeff’s latest billionaire toy looks like a white uncut dick. That’s actually pretty fitting, because Jeff and his fellow billionaires, Richard Branson and Elon Musk, have been in a little race to see which one of them can get to space first (it looks like it’s going to be Branson). So they’re all in a big, stupid dick-waving rocket-waving contest.

On the Australian morning show, Today, the hosts Allison Langdon and Karl Stefanovic, talked about this, and the sight of Jeff Bezos’ crotch rocket-looking space rocket gave them a case of the LOLs. via BoingBoing:

“Does that look a little odd to you, or is it just me?” asks one of the anchors on this Australian news program. The two anchors can’t keep a straight face while trying to report on the upcoming launch of Amazon tycoon Jeff Bezo’s plainly phallic rocket.

This clip was recorded earlier this month, but it recently made the rounds. And honestly, I wouldn’t be laughing if I was them. I’d be too busy throwing my genitals at that flaming dick on the screen:

There’s currently a petition to keep Jeff Bezos from returning back to Earth after sticking the tip of his rocket into space. It’s got over 50,000 signatures as of right now. Yeah, that’s not going to happen. Space doesn’t want him either! I have a feeling that on July 20, the big dick that is Jeff Bezos is going to return to Earth via parachute after some alien size queen steals the big dick that is his rocket and uses it as a dildo.

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