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After some tricks with busted eyeballs called Stephen Amell “out of shape” in response to a shirtless pic he posted on Facebook, he let them know that he’s still hot enough to steal their boyfriend or girlfriend. Meanwhile, everybody’s boyfriend and girlfriend responded to that by saying, “Um, yeah, I don’t want to be yelled at by the mess from Arrow on a plane, so I’m good!” – Celebitchy
The Bachelor truly followed through on their promise to be more diverse by replacing their straight white guy host with a straight white guy host who is slightly taller. This is a big leap for tall people of the world! – Lainey Gossip
Cringe, cringe, baby: Vanilla Ice, the human equivalent of a freezer-burned generic brand tub of ice cream in the back of your freezer, stars in a climate change-themed commercial for Samsung. Vanilla Ice obviously did it for a check, but why, Samsung, why? Either Vanilla Ice has some serious blackmail material on the executives of Samsung or Samsung really hates usĀ – PCMag
Bradley Cooper has really outed himself as Barbra Streisand’s biggest stan because he’s gone from doing a lazy copy+paste version of Babs’ A Star Is Born to playing her ex Jon Peters in Licorice Pizza – Pajiba
Colton Haynes tried to do a tribute to Twink Tom of Finland, hard fucking emphasis on “tried” – OMG Blog
Speaking of channeling, Sydney Sweeney (of Euphoria and The White Lotus) is in a Guess campaign paying tribute to Anna Nicole Smith. And well, Sydney’s Anna Nicole cosplay is a little better than Colton’s Tom of Finland cosplay… – Tom + Lorenzo
Paramount+ has officially announced that they’re reuniting the cast of Real World: Los Angeles (although Dom and Aaron are reportedly not in it, but who cares as long as Tami “It Wasn’t Not Funny” Roman is there). And Paramount+ will also reunite the cast of a third Real World. It’s probably going to be the cast of San Francisco, but I’m pulling for Miami, because this world needs the triumphant return of Flora! – SOW
It looks like in the year 2023, we’ll find out if the charm and talent of Olivia Colman is powerful enough to make that Wonka origin story movie actually watchable – Variety
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