Night Crumbs

September 16, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

In a paddleboarding video that Orlando Bloom posted on Instagram, a great white creature makes an appearance, and no, it wasn’t his dick this time. It was a great white shark. The sight of a great white shark would cause me to turn that blue water into brown water by shitting with fear all over the place, but Orlando didn’t seem too scared. Probably because he knows if that great white tried to fuck with him, he could beat that trick with a big club (if I ain’t being too subtle) – Celebitchy

Zoe Kravitz and Channing Tatum made an appearance on Vogue’s Instagram page in a Met Gala picture where he’s holding her purse (the telltale sign that they’re fucking) and she’s holding what looks like a piss sample. But if you ask Keke Palmer, she might tell you that was one of the evening’s beverages which matches the shit food that was served – Lainey Gossip

Speaking of Keke Palmer, she released a “sorry to this food” apology for making fun of the Met Gala’s meal – BuzzFeed

I know what I won’t watch this fall and it’s Amazon’s boring-looking remake series of I Know What You Did Last Summer – Pajiba

Ed Sheeran thinks that American awards shows are filled with “resentment” and “hatred” and that it’s not the fault of the artists because they’re all “sweet people.” It’s the fault of their entourages. Yeah, everything that Ed Sheeran said became null and void as soon as he said that all artists are “sweet people” – Gawker

Nico Tortorella and Bethany Meyers have pressed pause on fucking other people to make a baby together – Just Jared

Call 911! It looks like Olivia Culpo stole the costume of a baby clown from the Neopolitan Ice Cream Circus – Popoholic

The random couple of Renee Zellweger and the Flip or Flop lady’s car-loving ex-husband lives on! – People

Pic: Instagram

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