Night Crumbs

Earlier this year, we heard a highly blasphemous rumor that a remake of the masterpiece classic, The Bodyguard, was in the works and was going to star Cardi B and Channing Tatum. Today we’re hearing that a “reimagining” of The Bodyguard is happening but that no casting decisions have been made yet. And IiiiiiiiiiiIiiiii don’t want this, because since Hollywood is Hollywood, they’ll probably cast Addison Rae and Logan Paul. May the ghost of Whitney Houston slap me down for even suggesting that! – Variety

Tom Hiddleston and Zawe Ashton are still together and have taken their love to Ibiza, but these pictures are incomplete without a shot of Tom wearing an I Heart Z.A. tank top – Celebitchy

Here’s the full trailer of what looks like a shot-by-shot remake of West Side Story, which really should be called “Well, At Least Rita Moreno’s In It” – Pajiba

Today’s palate cleanser provided by Tom Hardy (who truly dressed up in his “just going to get an oil and filter change” best for his screening) and his pooch Blue – Lainey Gossip

There’s going to be a sequel to Twins called… wait for it… wait for it… Triplets and Tracy Morgan will play Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger’s brother. Um, before Triplets comes out, will there be a science special on Discovery that explains how in the fuck Danny and Arnold have a “triplet brother” that’s 20 years younger than them?!  – SOW

This is the most bizarre revival of Les Miserables I’ve ever seen – OMG Blog

New couple (HA!) John Mulaney and Olivia Munn posed backstage together at a charity event, and yup, I can already see everybody pulling out their magnifying glasses to examine her baby-growing dome. And as everyone does that, I’m off to get my eyeballs checked again, because I mistook John’s hat for weirdly shaped bangs – Page Six

Pic: Warner Bros.