Open Post: Hosted By RuPaul’s Rules For Dealing With Anti-Maskers On Flights

RuPaul brought some flaming hot baldness to Jimmy Kimmel Live! as he filled in for Jimmy Kimmel. Ru of course did the whole monologue schtick and touched on the hot topics going on in the world including anti-makers losing it on planes. And in true drag queen fashion, Ru had some advice for how to deal with those such people: shutting them the fuck down. You see the only time Ru doesn’t want you wearing a mask for your safety is if he and his fellow RuPaul’s Drag Race judges need to see your lips moving to make sure you know all the words to Ariana Grande‘s Greedy.

Huffington Post says that the FAA (Federal Aviation Administration) announced they had almost 4,000 reports of passengers acting up on planes this year, with around 3,000 reports related to people refusing to wear masks. That’s up from just 146 reports of asshole passengers from 2019. There have even been reports of flight attendants taking self-defense classes to deal with the crazy people who seem to think the world revolves around them. Here’s hoping they don’t get clotheslined in the throat by a fed-up stewardess because I would never encourage violence.

So on last night’s JKL!, RuPaul gave some of his “Rules for the unruly” and suggested a new slogan for the FAA’s PSA: “unruly behavior doesn’t fly.” Here’s Ru’s suggestion:

“Be cool or we will kick you in the cockpit.”

And Ru’s ultimate rule for plane travel is really one we should all be abiding by:

“If you don’t own the plane, you don’t make the rules. Thats’ right. So, put your mask on, watch the Boss Baby, and shut the fuck up, bitch!”

Here’s RuPaul temporarily going from The Queen of Fracking to The Queen of Dragging Anti-Maskers:

The next time RuPaul is on a flight and sees Chris Kattan walking past him in first-class to the coach cabins, Ru’s just going to immediately go: “Ohhhhh no she di-int!” before personally throwing Chris off the plane.

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