Hot Slut Of The Day!
Kelly Kurdi, the American Sign Language artiste who stole the show during Megan Thee Stallion’s performance of WAP at Lollapolooza!
In that screenshot above, it may look like Kelly Kurdi is putting Kenny G out of a job by playing the hell out of an air saxophone. But this is the gushy cooch fuck anthem WAP we’re talking about so we know what she’s really doing. I need to thank Kelly. Because now I know how to answer in ASL when a dude at a bar asks me what I’m into. I know, look at me acting like dudes talk to me at bars. Dream: a bitch can!
The possible superspreader event that was Lollapolooza 2021 went down in Chicago last weekend, and Megan Thee Stallion was one of the performers. And during Megan’s performance of WAP (sans her partner in wet ass pussy, Cardi B), ASL interpreter Kelly Kurdi signed her ass off. TikTok user VitalSenise was recording Megan doing her thing during WAP and decided to pan to Kelly Kurdi during Cardi B’s part where Cardi’s mouth releases this piece of pure poetry:
I don’t wanna spit, I wanna gulp / I wanna gag, I wanna choke / I want you to touch that lil’ dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat.
Kelly Kurdi brought that poetry to life AND HOW. The air probably busted the biggest air nut of all when Kelly Kurdi handled it like this. Below is Kelly Kurdi entering The Bad Ass Sign Language Interpreter Hall of Fame with many other legends. Oh, and when watching this clip, ignore those thirsty tricks Megan Fox and Nerf Gun Kelly who are obviously trying to steal Kelly Kurdi’s shine since they’re jealous that the spotlight is on her!
@vitalsenise Vou praticar em casa #ASL #Lollapalooza #MeganFox #MachineGunKelly #WAP
After that clip went viral, Kelly used the attention she got to give credit on Instagram to dancer Raven Sutton for coming up with those WAP moves:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CDm0RjllRSS/
And Kelly also pushed for the use of ASL interpreters at more events:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CSHU3F3LQoL/
You know, DaBaby has been dropped from many festivals for being DaWorst. So those festivals need to call up Kelly Kurdi and Raven Sutton to fill those empty slots! But while I’m happy that Kelly Kurdi’s ASL version of WAP is getting lots of attention, I do side-eye the double standard of it all. I mean, when I make a motion like I’m sucking off ghost peen in public, I don’t go viral, I get told, “Sir, you’re cut off, and also, this nice security guard would like to escort you out of the building. Thank you for coming to Applebee’s.”
Pic: TikTok