Night Crumbs
Kristen Bell and Dax Shepherd’s brown-headed oversharing twins, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher, say that they don’t fully wash their bodies with soap every day and that they don’t wash their kids every day either. Ashton’s tip is that if you don’t see dirt on your kids, they don’t need to be washed. Well, we all know that Ashton is comfortable with stinkiness, so this isn’t a surprise. I mean, he was in Valentine’s Day, My Boss’s Daughter, The Butterfly Effect, and (insert 98% of his IMDB filmography here) – OMG Blog
Jamie Lynn Spears is still not shutting up her bitchin’ hole and would like everyone to know that Britney Spears has never bought her a vacation condo and when she goes to the beach, she stays at the Ritz, bitch. So in other words, Britney didn’t buy Jamie Lynn a condo but probably pays the balance on the credit card that Jamie Lynn uses to stay at the Ritz. Got it! – Celebitchy
Wentworth Miller was diagnosed with autism during quarantine and says he was shocked but not surprised – Just Jared
The internet thinks that Lady Gaga has got a long-lost Jordanian Olympian twin named Julyana Al-Sadeq. But either the internet needs to get their eyeballs looked at or I do (it’s the latter) because I don’t see Lady Gaga in Julyana, I see Kim Kardashian with a touch of Bieber (no offense to Julyana Al-Sadeq) – Lainey Gossip
The trailer for the latest Ghostbusters reboot we don’t need, Ghostbusters: Afterlife, is out, and two things: The Stranger Things kids seem to be stuck doing nostalgia movies, and it looks like even Slimer wasn’t that hard up for a check to do this one – Pajiba
Dua Lipa is giving you bubble gum nipples and Barbie cataract sunglasses glamour – Popoholic
Congratulations to Patrick Pearce who just became a Jeopardy! Champion. Yes, Patrick has become the Grand Champion of Losing At Jeopardy!, but a champion still! – SOW
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