Open Post: Hosted By Marc Jacobs Showing Off His Newly Lifted Face

July 26, 2021 / Posted by: Kristian

Marc Jacobs released his latest fashion piece: Face By Dr. Jacono For Marc Jacobs By Marc Jacobs. 58-year-old Marc has been showing off his recent facelift experience on Instagram and posted the final result–minus some swelling. And with Marc’s new face he is ready to party and live it up in style! …Or at least when the swelling goes down he will be.

E! News says that Marc has been chronicling his facelift journey with Dr. Andrew Jacono for his followers on Instagram. It seems to have started at least four days ago, as he posted this picture of him working a pair of blood drainage earrings after the surgery:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRmFuG4sDBG/

He also posted a picture from an oxygen tube that looks like what they put Chris Pine in when he died for like three minutes at the end of Star Trek Into Darkness. But I don’t think Marc had radiation poisoning from realigning a warp core, and yet somehow this helps, I guess.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRriMQDMttx/

Marc shared a picture of his new face just three days after surgery and declared that he’s “ready for lewks.” Marc should also be ready for people in his life to make a confused “Harpo, who dis woman?” face after he greets them and says, “It’s me, Marc Jacobs!”

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRtwy2AMR3j/

I’m glad that Marc’s facelift was a success and he’s enjoying the result. Hopefully, there isn’t any mouth numbness like Sharon Osbourne had. Marc may need to use his mouth again at some point if he gets his Grindr orgies going again. And meanwhile, Khloé Kardashian needs to think about posting her plastic surgery journeys on Instagram. I mean, the number of times she switches faces imagine how much attention she could get!

Pic: Instagram

Tags: Marc Jacobs, Open Post, Plastic Surgery

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