Night Crumbs
I don’t know what kind of cursed book of spells Gen Z used to bring back everything from the early 2000s, but haunted Y2K nostalgia has now gotten to the point where 98º is making new music again. The song is fine, and I appreciate the cameo by Nick Lachey’s 98º shoulder tattoo. But please please PLEASE destroy that book before someone gets to the page on how to resurrect Crazy Frog or skinny scarves! – OMG Blog
Do you want to feel old today? Julia Roberts’ daughter is old enough to be her dad’s plus-one at Cannes now – Lainey Gossip
Amy Poehler reunited with her old SNL Weekend Update co-anchor Seth Meyers on Late Night with Seth Meyers to roast the hell out of all those billionaires who are so obsessed with going to space – Pajiba
Kim Kardashian was seen last month in Vatican City with Kate Moss, of all people, which naturally felt next-levels of random. But their friendship is about to make just a bit more sense when you learn that Kate Moss is the latest person to be Photoshopped into oblivion for Kim’s undies and shapewear line, SKIMS – Celebitchy
It was announced today that Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds is splitting from his wife of 7 years. So I guess now every time he closes his eyes, he’s thanking the lord he’s got a good divorce lawyer? – Page Six
Bella Hadid posed in a bikini on a boat, and she clearly didn’t want to be upstaged again, so she left that spotlight-stealing giant gold lung chest ornament at home – Egotastic
Also in a bikini is Demi Moore, although she isn’t on a boat – SOW
Julianne Hough is in a bikini, but is there a boat or no boat? That depends if you squint really hard and say, “I think that’s a boat in the background” – Popoholic
Jessica Biel shared how she made it through the pandemic, and surprisingly, her number one survival tip wasn’t to make her husband Justin Timberlake swear on his life not to sing that annoying “Can’t Stop The Feeling” song from Trolls – Just Jared
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