Night Crumbs

Harrison Ford has to take a break from filming Indiana Jones 5: The Mystery Of Why The Fuck They’re Making Another One because he jacked up his shoulder while rehearsing a fight scene. If plane crashes and working with Shia LaBeouf can’t keep Harrison’s ass down, a little jacked-up shoulder won’t! And everybody better shower 78-year-old Harrison with BenGay wishes for a fast recovery because you know that shifty trick Chris Pratt is waiting in the wings with a fedora on his head and a whip in his hand – Deadline

If a coked-up pimp/part-time clown from the 70s won the lottery, they’d probably do up their house the same way that Cara Delevingne did up her Pussy Palace (complete with a vagina tunnel, fuck den, and a ball pit that is strangely not filled with anal beads. Missed opwhorertunity!) – Jezebel

Because we don’t have enough celebrity booze brands, Michael B. Jordan launched his own brand of rum called J’Ouvert. And using that name was a bad decision right above deciding to give the world another celebrity booze brand – Lainey Gossip 

Because we don’t have enough celebrity face paint brands, Vanessa Hudgens and Madison “Not A Wisconsin Brewery” Beer have randomly teamed up for their own makeup collection. But well, they’re one step ahead of Michael B. Jordan because they don’t have to rename their makeup brand – Egotastic!

Here’s everything you need to know about The Green Knight, and I’ll start by letting you know that it’s not a stoner reboot of that one Batman movie – Pajiba

All bow down to Zoe Kravtiz: CROCs destroyer! She honestly should get sainthood for that one – Celebitchy

Now I know how the world is going to end. It’s going to end with all of us being suffocated by Salma Hayek’s evergrowing magnificent chichis – SOW

Scarlett Johansson is producing and starring in a Disney movie based on the Tower of Terror ride, and since we know that she can play absolutely any role, she’s obviously playing the Tower in this one – Collider

Pic: Lucasfilm