Night Crumbs

May 27, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

If you’ve got $8.5 million and have been looking for a NYC apartment that includes a shower where you can splash your b-hole and/or coochie with some vitamin C-infused water (I prefer vitamin D myself, but whatever), Leonardo DiCaprio is selling his “uber eco-friendly” place in what’s been called the city’s healthiest apartment. No word if Leo’s apartment also includes a rooftop helicopter pad where you can fly off to your private jet which will take you to another helicopter that will take you to your yacht. But I’m sure Leo’s apartment does include an extremely unique feature in the form of a trap door in the main bedroom that opens when your girlfriend steps on it on her 25th birthday – The A.V. Club

Ruuuuun, Zoe Kravitz, ruuuuuun (and not just because Katie Holmes’ star-fucking ex, Emilio Whatshisname, is wearing some kind of golf shirt and vest hybrid from ugly hell) – The Daily Mail

The next Oscars won’t happen until late-March 2022, so that gives them plenty of time to do the exact opposite of everything they did at this year’s messy Oscars – SOW

Oh, look, another Chris Pratt movie I can avoid watching. What’s that? Betty Gilpin is in it? FUCK! – Lainey Gossip

I don’t know whether I should thank Aaron Rodgers and his chichis or hate on them for blocking a shot of Miles Teller’s supposed highball glass of a dick in those swim trunks – Celebitchy

In case you forgot that the Dexter revival is a thing that is happening, it is and here’s a little info about it – Pajiba

Vanessa Hudgens went hiking in a two-piece, as we all do, and I do it because it keeps the mountain lions (and every other living thing) away from me – Egotastic!

The Situation IS somebody’s father now – Just Jared

Pic: Wenn.com

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