Night Crumbs

May 21, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

It looks like Henry Cavill may have to give his Witcher wig a body wave perm and dip it in some Nice’n Easy dye (in shade: light golden brown) because he will star in a reboot of Highlander as one of the leads, possibly the Christopher Lambert role of Connor MacLeod. Well, if he plays Connor MacLeod, the reboot isn’t going to be that long, because as soon as the other Immortals hear Henry’s Scottish accent, they’re going to cover their ears and promise to let him win The Prize if he just stops! – The Hollywood Reporter

Anna Paquin would like those who have a problem with her marriage to a man to eat her bisexual ass – Towleroad

Meanwhile, in Vanity Fair, Issa Rae is modeling the hell out of giant baby blue coffee filters – Lainey Gossip

Stars – They’re NOT just like us! See: Shay Mitchell who keeps 20 pints of ice cream in her freezer. While Shay is definitely living the dream, us peasants can’t put 20 pints of ice cream in our freezers because that shit is too small and already stuffed to the top with leftovers we’ll never eat, jeans, plastic wrap, and old batteries! – Celebitchy

If your kink is John Krasinski and Stephen Colbert arm-wrestling, grab the lube, because here you go – Pajiba

Vinny from Jersey Shore’s broke down uncle, is that you? – SOW

Kacey Musgraves is in Elle giving you “stoner lounging in a mini jacket made from nursery curtains” – Popoholic

It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down in your Ann Jilian wig and S&M Statue of Liberty costume on Friday! – Egotastic!

In awful-wrapped-in-awful news, Lady Gaga opened up about getting pregnant at 19 after she was raped by a producer – HuffPo

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