Night Crumbs
Panty Creamer of the Day: Henry Cavill working Orlando Bloom’s leftover Lord of the Rings weave while looking like a buff and butch Legolas in pictures for The Witcher – Pajiba
And as the Marcheses of The Real Trashwives of New Jersey continue to air out their filthy ass laundry over possibly cutting off their gay son, Andy Cohen is in the fetal position and weeping over how it’s not being caught on Bravo’s cameras – Towleroad
Master Archie will be christened on Saturday, and it’ll be private, like all royal christenings are, but they’ll release pictures. Can they not, because I really don’t need to see my baby arch(ie) rival working a Victorian gown better than I ever could – Celebitchy
Haven’t we all slipped a nip as we ham it up in front of our private jet while dressed like a lot lizard version of L.A. Guns? – Drunken Stepfather
If whoever dressed Ashley Tisdale was going for lazy Courtney Love cosplay, they get an A+++ – Popoholic
Bella Thorne’s wearing a camera as a crotch cover, because why not? – Hollywood Tuna
The “Iggy Azalea, come get your role” jokes write themselves – OMG Blog
Topanga Matthews’ son showed up a month early and is currently in the NICU and will hopefully be able to go home soon. Topanga shouldn’t worry that much. I mean, I was born a month early and look at- bad example. Ignore that, Topanga! – SOW
Presenting a line that I’m sure nobody came up with: HBO is divorcing Divorce (which I didn’t even know was still on) after three seasons – Just Jared
Pic: Netflix