Night Crumbs
First, the paparazzi industry lost Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas, and now we’ve learned that after only a few months of blissfully working the pap stroll together, Katie Holmes and Emilio Vitolo Jr. are officially over and her rep has confirmed it. So if you don’t hear the sound of the paps bawling, you’ll probably hear the sound of Emilio’s ex-fiancee cackling and slamming the door as he crawls back to her ass – Just Jared
The teaser trailer and more details for the Friends reunion have been burped up by HBO Max, and they’re obviously trying to lure in the youngins’ because BTS and Lady Gaga are making an appearance. James Corden is also in it, so this reunion will probably cost HBO Max much more than they figured because they’re going to be hit with thousands of lawsuits from people whose last nerve was snapped by watching James Corden fake slobber over how much he loves Friends – Lainey Gossip
Demi Lovato has taken a break from destroying small froyo shops over sugar-free cookies to investigate aliens (???) in a show for Peacock. Fuck that peacock for getting Demi Lovato to investigate aliens when Tom DeLonge exists! – Celebitchy
The Critics’ Choice Awards has slid right into the Golden Globes’ spot – SOW
The answer to the question, “Who killed Erin McMenam on Mare of Easttown?“, is obviously: Kate Winslet’s accent! – Pajiba
In case you’re wondering what the kids are up to, they’re making their mouths look like they tongue-fucked a unicorn in the name of likes – OMG Blog
Okay, but why is Kate Upton holding onto a little pig who is contemplating jumping? – Popoholic
Cara Delevingne’s vagine is being sold as an NFT….. – Egotastic!
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