Night Crumbs
If youngins’ are WTF-ing over burning CDs, wait until they find out that us old decrepit dino turds used to put “Scotch tape” over “cassette” tabs to record songs from the “radio.” Blown: their minds will be after we tell them what the hell Scotch tape, cassettes, and the radio are – Pajiba
I am happy to report that one of John Travolta’s old long-haired guinea pig wigs has gotten work on top of Ben Affleck’s head as he shoots The Tender Bar in Boston – Lainey Gossip
Demi Lovato pissed some people off for saying she’s “California sober,” which I guess is the “California stop” of sobriety – Celebitchy
Presenting the newest episode of When An Open Toilet Messes Up Your Thirst Trap starring Joe Jonas – OMG Blog
Looks like Riverdale is at the part of their series run where they’re like, “Fuck it, let’s just Glee up this shit and call it a day.” – Egotastic!
Kaia Gerber will do acting stuff in the next season of American Horror Story, so we’ll find out if she inherited her mother’s impeccable thespian skills (see: Cindy Crawford’s impeccable thespian skills in the cinematic masterpiece Fair Game) or not – Just Jared
Because EVERYFUCKINGONE (read: nofuckingone) has been screaming for yet another Jeffrey Dahmer project, Ryan Murphy is doing a Jeffrey Dahmer TV series, only this one promises to focus on the victims and the police’s shitty investigation. And hey, it could get Niecy Nash an Emmy, so there’s that – Queerty
Zara Tindall gave birth to the 22nd in line to the British throne near her porcelain throne – People
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