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My Pal 2!
My Pal 2 was a robot toy that came out in the early-90s and it could do it all. MP2 could talk to you! MP2 could play games with you! MP2 could store your shit for you! MP2 could make parents say, “Bitch has got a dildo on his head!” And MP2 could come alive and suck the soul out of you!
MP2 was made by Toy Biz and made its debut in 1993. While some toy robots of the past only had a small handful of skills, like flapping its owl robot wings, stealing your coins, and annoying the shit out of you, My Pal 2 could do a lot more. While looking the creepy robot cousin of the My Buddy doll, My Pal 2 could talk, move its head parts around, and store things for you in its backpack. And his stomach hid a hoop that you’d pull out and throw balls into. Here’s a description of MP2 from The Old Robots:
“My brain lights up when I talk. My baseball cap is removable. Watch my eyes, ears nose and mouth move as I talk. I’ll play catch with you using my removable funnel. Store your favorite things in my futuristic backpack. Play three interactive games on my chest. I’ll pitch to you. Pull out my hideaway electronic hoop so we can play basketball. Adjust my legs to make me sit or stand. Roll me backwards or forwards and I’ll speak. 3 foam balls and durable bat included. Shake my hand and show me we’re pals. Use my removable flashlight to see in the dark. Tickle me to make me laugh. Store my flashlight in my backpack.”
And here’s an MP2 commercial from 1993 (which co-stars a boy with a glorious mullet) and shows that demented gumball machine-looking ass trick in action:
There’s many positive reviews about MP2 (and probably from poor children who were brainwashed by MP2), but here’s one from InThe80s that tells the truth about that robotic demon:
We had one when i was five. I was pushing all the buttons really fast when i was playing with him alone in the living room one day and I could remember in a deep voice that did not sound like his it said “oh man”. I threw him across the room and ran away. The absolute scariest thing ever, made me afraid of the concept of Toy Story.
If that review is telling the truth (and it TOTALLY is), then I’m impressed that this person was able to type that many words. Because I’m guessing that over the decades, they’ve had a total of 2 hours sleep since they constantly lay wide awake waiting for My Pal 2 to show up and get revenge for getting thrown across the room like that. “Oh man,” indeed!
Pic: Bonanza