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Go-Go My Walking Pup!
Go-Go My Walking Pup is still sold today, but the Go-Go My Walking Pup of the now is a basic bitch who doesn’t even come close to touching the glamour and beauty of the Go-Go My Walking Pup of the olden days. In the late-80s, Hasbro put yet another robot dog on the market when they created The FurReal Go-Go My Walking Pup, a fancy ball of luxurious polyester fur whose strut made doggy assholes twitch.
Miss Go-Go was the perfect toy dog for Zsa Zsa Gabor’s in-training. She was a rich white lady’s dream dog and she clearly thought she was better than any bitch out there (and she was). She was battery-operated and you’d control her moves from her leash. She could sashay forward AND backwards. That second move came in handy whenever she ran into a homely lesser who wasn’t worth her time (at the 7 second mark in the commercial below). Get into the most elegant robot Maltese on the stroll keeping it fancy even though she’s probably heaving inside from having to touch the ground us peasants touch:
As I said in the beginning of this post, Miss Go-Go doesn’t look like that anymore. They gave her a $2 haircut and slapped some tragic false eyelashes on her. Hasbro took her from “Chanel haute couture by appointment only showroom” glamour to “Walmart warehouse clear-out section” averageness. Hasbro probably had a good reason for doing that. They were probably getting complaints from police departments saying that cars kept crashing into people, poles and parked vehicles over the driver getting hypnotized by Miss Go-Go’s gla-moor!
Pic: YouTube