Night Crumbs
There’s now a newborn baby out there who has the unfortunate last name of Kushner because Karlie Kloss birthed out her and Joshua Kushner’s first baby yesterday. Yes, she gave birth on Grammys Sunday, so she obviously induced labor by downing castor oil and tickling her nipples something extra so that the announcement of her new baby would take the attention away from her ex-BFF’s big night!!!!! And no, Karlie’s baby is not going to get a handmade blanket from Taylor Swift but hopefully someone gives the baby a vat of holy water and a crucifix. Because that baby is going to need both of those things when creepy Uncle Jared and Auntie Ivanka come to visit – Celebitchy
Tiffany Haddish used her Grammy win for Best Comedy Album to let little girls know that anything is possible. Well, that’s a sweet speech, but not totally true, because not everything is possible. I mean, I’d like Tiffany to not be such a horrible mess when it comes to COVID-19 and that doesn’t seem that possible – Pajiba
BTS lost at the Grammys last night but they won in the game of fashion by looking like they just fell out of a Chess King circa 1996 – Lainey Gossip
Tom Holland wants to guest star on Euphoria because I guess he just really wants to do a scene where he smokes crack in the middle of an orgy while his eyelids are covered with glitter and star stickers – OMG Blog
Courtney Love, who I always figured would outlive roaches, says that anemia nearly took her out last year – Just Jared
Kate Beckinsale or Khloe Kartrashian playing with filters again? – Popoholic
Chris Harrison will not host The Bachelorette next season, and I’m sure the zero people who watch the show for Chris Harrison’s Styroam personality and not for the drunken foolery, will be devastated – SOW
And at last night’s Grammys, Harry Styles gave you “Toledo’s second-most popular Mick Jagger impersonator” with a heaping of “Schenectady’s third-most popular David Bowie impersonator” vibes – Towleroad
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