Open Post: Hosted By The Workout-Hating Cat Of Russia

I feel you here, cat. We all do. Why should your human take the time to get all toned and strong on a little floor mat when they could be working the same muscles by catching you a fish, going to the store, carrying out heavy cases of imported cat feast British Banquet (no, not the decomposing dumpster dregs known as Katie Hopkins), or even just dropping every stupid task on their list to tell you how fluffy and fabulous you are?

Humans are idiots, and this one was silly enough to get down on that mat and attempt sit-ups while their feisty cat friend wasn’t having any of it, and managed to successfully thwart the workout. Months ago, Russia treated us to the strong opinions of the cat who hated sour cream, so it’s pretty clear that Russia has cranked out more discerning pussies than even Andrew Lloyd Webber. The kitty’s human has just this to say, via ViralHog:

“The cat interferes with the training of the owner.”

Short and to the point. And here is the triumphant kitty jock-blocking his silly human:

Pic:  YouTube/ViralHog