Night Crumbs
While my ass can’t fit into clothes I could fit into 10 months ago, January Jones can still fit into the Super Ropes licorice-looking ass dress she wore to the Golden Globes 10 years ago. Well, now we know that there’s at least one person in the world who hasn’t gotten through the pandemic by deep-frying their feelings and slathering them in chocolate sauce before eating them up every single night. And now I want deep-fried, chocolate sauce-covered Super Ropes – Egotastic!
Never mind that extremely modest, tasteful, and useful mini-fridge that Jennifer Lopez gave to Drew Barrymore to house all the JLo beauty products she’s not going to use, Drew confirmed to us what we’ve always suspected. Drew IS the type to keep her stockings up way past Christmas – Lainey Gossip
A lawyer has called on prosecutors in California and Georgia to investigate all the dark-sided claims against T.I. and Tiny – The Root
The Tom and Jerry movie was #1 at this past weekend’s box office, and it also premiered on HBO Max, which is where I almost watched it but ultimately decided that there’s not enough weed in the world to get me through that mess – Pajiba
Chris Hemsworth and Idris Elba were both at an 80s costume party in Australia, and before your tip gets moist at the thought of either of them in Richard Simmons-type shorty shorts or a bright pink Spandex bodysuit, I’m here to tell you that neither of them wore Richard Simmons-type shorty shorts or a bright pink Spandex bodysuit – OMG Blog
In case you couldn’t tell from the Valley of the Dolls maternity wear that Gal Gadot worked at last night’s Golden Globes, she’s pregnant with her third child – SOW
Emma Corrin or Pagliacci Twiggy? – Celebitchy
Amelia Hamlin must take Ambien or some other sleeping pill that gives her fucked-up dreams because she called Scott Disick her dream man – Just Jared
Kendall Jenner wants you to see her Facetuned ass (Asstuned?) munching on her thong – Popoholic
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