Open Post: Hosted By This Kitty Begging To Get Pet

February 26, 2021 / Posted by: Emily

Her name is Asher. She’s one and a half years of age. And she’s a genius. Cuz this little baby has figured out how to manipulate her human into providing her with precious scritches n’ scratches — standing on her hind legs and begging like a little kitty Oliver Twist. “Please, mum! I want some pets!” Now, is Asher as talented as Guinness World Record holder show ~~pony~~ kitty Alexis, who can perform 26 tricks in under a minute? Maybe not on paper, but I’m still impressed that Asher’s learned to get what she wants using her body. Yaaas, pussy power!

Here’s Asher getting exactly what she wants on her terms:

How could you say no to those pleading little paws and glassy green eyes? You couldn’t. Your whole life would be sighing and bending down to pet that cat.

I must admit I was extremely excited to write about Asher cuz she is an exact double of my kitty, Bob Sacamano! I know, I know, they’re both greyish-brown tabbies, of course, they look similar. But I’m tellin’ ya, the facial features, the “awww, I’m getting scritches!” eyes-closed happy face, the belly coloring… they’re perfect duplicates of one another. And now I want Asher and Bob to… fall in heterosexual spayed-and-neutered cat love? Yes, that’s what I want. Asher’s Mom, please shoot me an email if you’re interested in getting these two crazy kids together! Methinks it’s doppelgänger destiny.

Pic: YouTube

Tags: Cats, Cute Animals, Open Post

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