Night Crumbs
It only took 50 years, but NASA is finally trying to figure out the answer to David Bowie’s question “Is there life on Mars?” and has landed on Mars. And it’s all fun and exploring other planets until Lisa Marie in glamorous martian drag and the other aliens come to earth to attack us for trespassing! – Towleroad
Donald Glover has signed a huge deal with Amazon and he’s already working on the Mr. & Mrs. Smith series with Phoebe Waller-Bridge for them. And on top of that, he’s doing a project called Hive, which yes, is inspired by Beyonce. Donald better brace himself, because if Hive isn’t just 10 episodes of a mass crowd bowing down to a Beyonce statute, the actual Hive is gonna get him – Lainey Gossip
FKA Twigs says that Shia LaBeouf’s apology is pure gaslighting – Just Jared
“I like to kick, stretch, and kick… I’m fifty…eight” – Paula Abdul – Celebitchy
Jimmy Kimmel tried it, but you can’t fool Aunt Chippy! – Pajiba
In the duh-est of duh news, Mom is ending one season after Anna Faris left the show, but don’t worry, because I’m sure by the time I hit publish on this post, CBS will announce it’s rebooting it next year – SOW
Lourdes “Don’t Bring Up My Mom Asshole” Leon is striking curious poses in a new ad campaign for Marc Jacobs. And I say “curious poses” because I’m curious as to what the fuck is going on in these pictures – Egotastic!
Pic: Warner Bros.