Afternoon Crumbs
Madonna’s 24-year-old daughter Lourdes Leon has joined Instagram and when she’s not giving you pictures that say “Kylie Jenner in need of a chiropractor,” she’s getting calluses on her hands from draggging those leaving comments about her mother, good or bad. Like when someone called her mom’s album Hard Candy a masterpiece, Lourdes spit at them with, “your mother sucks wild dick.” And when another asked Lourdes what her mother would think about her thirst trapping, she slapped them with, “does your mom know you don’t wash ur ass.” And when someone asked her if she remembers playing piano during her mom’s Sticky & Sweet tour, she hit them with, “remember when u realized u would never amount to nothing.” DAMN! Madonna is going to be pissed about this and not because Lourdes is being an asshole to her fans, but because her Instagram is supposed to be the premiere headquarters for messiness, dammit! – Just Jared
There’s still a lot of time to die, because that James Bond movie, and other big movies, have pushed their release dates further into 2021 – Lainey Gossip
One of the most surprising things about the Trump sadministration is that they didn’t make COVID-19 expert and noted scientist Kelly Dodd of the Real Housewives of Orange County the head of the White House’s coronavirus task force – Celebitchy
Just scrap the summer Olympics again this year and replace it with two weeks of a greased-up Pita Taufatofua flexing his hard tits over and over again in front of a webcam – Pajiba
Panty Creamer of the Day: Kevin Kreider from The Anna Shay Show, I mean, Bling Empire – OMG Blog
Every high school goth girl from the 90s is seething with jealousy over Hilary Duff’s patent leather Doc Marten Mary Janes – Popoholic
Years & Years did the Pet Shop Boys (not like that) – Towleroad
Mira Furlan, who played Danielle Rousseau on Lost, died from complications of the West Nile Virus at 65 – Entertainment Weekly
And joining Mira on the journey to the afterworld was baseball legend Hank Aaron who died peacefully in his sleep at 86 – ESPN
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