Open Post: Hosted By Todrick Hall’s Custom Louis Vuitton Bed

RIP Todrick Hall’s shins. And the toenails on his big toes. And any retirement savings he might have had to keep him from having to Go-Go dance well into his 70s. Todrick’s got a new house and he’s furnishing it in the style of Drake, but somehow, even tackier. It’s like how you’d design a dollhouse for your Drake Canadian Boy doll, but Todrick-sized (honestly, the scale isn’t that much different). One of the features of Todrick’s new home is a custom Louis Vuitton bed, the grown-up with no sense version of a little boy’s race car bed.

Here’s Todrick’s LV bed. Good luck to LV’s attorney’s if they try to come at Todrick with an invoice for trademark violation as he famously does not pay them (unless it’s for escort services, ALLEGEDLY).

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For me, it’s the wine cabinet filled with empty bottles. Very meta. A true artistic achievement. In a YouTube video detailing the construction and creation of this giant wooden box plastered with vinyl decals, Todrick says he was inspired by something either Beyonce or Oprah said which was ”the first thing you should do when you start making money is invest in a nice bed.” But please notice how Todrick doesn’t say a single word about a goddamn mattress or bedding, you know the thing Beyonce or Oprah was actually talking about.

Laughs in Drake’s $400K mattress. Todrick probably blew the budget when he realized he had to have little steps built so he could climb in and now has to sleep on a thin sheet of egg crate foam thrown on top of an old futon mattress he bought off of Craigslist.

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