Night Crumbs
Another day, another damn revival of a 90s show. As I patiently await for Hollywood to finally get around to reviving Cop Rock, Paramount+ is looking at doing a revival of Frasier with Kelsey Grammer. Since the best parts of Frasier, John Mahoney (who played Marty Crane) and Moose (who played Eddie Crane) are no longer with us, the only way a Frasier revival will work is if it stars and focuses on the one and only OFFICER NASTY! – Just Jared
Florists everywhere are now out of white roses because Oprah sent every single one in the world to Alicia Keys – Lainey Gossip
Another member of the future supergroup Destiny’s Grandchild has been born as Kelly Rowland gave birth to a son named Noah Jon – Celebitchy
Has anyone checked on the people who actually paid money to see The Little Things in the theater this past weekend? Because there’s a good chance they’re still asleep in their seats after trying to watch that yawnfest – Pajiba
Simon Baker and his wife Rebecca Rigg are done after 29 years together, which is approximately 9,563,855 years in Hollywood time – USA Today
Madison “Not A Wisconsin Brewery” Beer looks like she on the set of a Bridgerton porn parody – Popoholic
With help from her man Common, Tiffany Haddish did the silhouette challenge on TikTok, and it looks like they were a thrust away from fucking. You horny hos! It’s called TikTok, not DikInHerDok! – Egotastic!
A bag of trash’s greatest inspiration, Kelly Dodd, continues to be trashy and lost a job because of it. No, I’m not talking about Real Housewives of Orange County. I’m sure Andy Cohen has given Kelly a bonus for all the foolery she’s spewed – Entertainment Tonight
94-year-old Tony Bennett has been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s but he’s keeping on, keeping on, and will continue to wrap our eardrums with his velvety crooning – SOW
Electronic music pioneer SOPHIE died in a tragic accident at the way, way, way too young age of 34 – Towleroad
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