Hot Slut Of The Day!
Upside Down Cat!
During the pandemic, I’m sure many of us have found ourselves sprawled out on the sofa and hanging upside down as we contemplate the current state of our lives. This pussy feels you! Yesterday’s Hot Sluts of the Day were two trick-turning pooches who got a Guinness World Record for doing 28 tricks in just one minute. But I’m sorry, can those dogs hang upside down on the edge of a sofa for over 20 seconds? I think not!
There’s not much to this 22-second video (‘Not much to it?! This is more riveting than most of the bitches you post about on this godforesaken site!” said this cat, who may have a point). The cat’s human recorded ’em dangling over the edge of a sofa in their home in Florida. That pussy is spread-eagled like they just heard the words, “Hey, look, it’s a naked Idris Elba!” Yes, that’s the natural reaction to those words in all species. The human wrote that her cat was “just being weird.” Well, being weird, or trying to get the best view for the upcoming cat takeover on humanity. Behold, the 2021 version of Hang In There, Baby.
But seriously, I should sue that cat for copyright infringement because that’s the pose I do while waiting for a Grindr trick to show up. And that cat’s human better get a new sofa or get used to sitting on the floor because that pussy owns that couch now and don’t even think of sitting on it.
Pic: YouTube